vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(via im-stumbled)


2 hours ago // 93,503 notes

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via covocal)


2 hours ago // 352,280 notes

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via itssupernatural)


11 hours ago // 709,860 notes